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year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry mychild. lay down as i sing to you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: YOUR INSECURE DONT KNOW WHAT FOR, YOUR TURNING HEADS WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE DO-O-ORRRR




Use of Profanity With Age 8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.




boy: there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)
girl: yeah sure ;)
boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow